Ramadan Mubarak

 I like diversity. It is one of my goto strategies for how we’ll defeat the aliens in the sci-fi movies I love so much. Somewhere somebody's fifth grandmother taught him how to propitiate some minor god that lived in the well, and that’s how we show the aliens we are civilized. I know that there is supposed to be one right answer. I’ll even go so far as to say I found it, but I always think it wise to listen to other people’s answers with respect. After all they are basing their lives and hopes on their answer. In most cases their answer has nurtured them from birth until death.

So if my Muslim friends want to chase God down with some epic fasting, I say, “Go get Him!”