What did they do to my Bug?!?!

I like to look ahead. Just over the hill is a day where I will only need to drive one person around town. The mini-van will be a thing of the past, maybe not just for me. I will be needing a new ride. Cars matter to me. I like them. I tend to name them. I want something fun but established. This added up to a VW Bug, before the new redesign. It's so ugly now. My dreams, which were extensive and involved grand-children and a specialty paint job are looking for a new home. Perhaps I should go back to my original scheme--a Corvette.